Santa Banta

Just For Smiles ...!!

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Santa meets his friend BuntaSanta : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.Banta : Kyoo Ji ?Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!

Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon... Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.Santa : Kaise?Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..!
Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.Santa : How does that help?Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!